Steampunk New Years Resolutions
The Mad Scientist
- Finish that split personality potion I’ve been working on.
- Get a new assistant. Maybe a little guy with a limp…
- Take over the world.
The Airship Pirate
- Switch to earth-friendly aether-power
- “Acquire” new goggles
- Sharpen razor wit
- Master the art of walking in a crinoline
- Sign up for umbrella fencing class
- Find investors
- Discover something cool
- Convince them to reinstate me into her Royal Geographical Society even in light of “the incident”
- Tinker more
- Worry less
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